This page is not real. Anyone who claims that this page exists will be labeled a fool and a liar. Do not attempt to spread such misinformation about this page.
You shall click on this duck. This duck will redirect you back to the main website. FYI, this duck also does not exist. None of this does.
Once you arrive back, do not let anyone ask questions like "Where have you been?" and "What were you doing?". Keep quiet. Nothing happened, and you know it. Tell them "It's Kamp for Kids, baby". This will fade from your memory, and all will be well. You and your loved ones will be safe.